Christ on a nutsack, I need some friends and a life and all that jazz.

Also, I think Twitter has forever corrupted my ability to write bloggish posts over 140 characters.

So…Yeah. Hi. Again.

Shockingly, I am still alive. This is a rare and unique thing.

Also, God Hand rocks beyond reason, I need a new sensor bar for my wii, and somebody help me construct an actual god hand. I would also accept a devil hand.

…The hell?

Why the fuck do I still play Travian? It’s provided me nothing but rage and frustration. Dmet’s kicking my ass, I’m getting raided almost constantly now….

But I’m not going to give up, dammit. And I’m not going to build a fucking second village. I’m going to fight and win if it fucking kills me.

I don’t even know…I just need to fucking say something before my god damn head explodes. Shit’s been piling up lately, and the angst keeps coming back. This is a bad, bad thing…

Dammit why the fuck can’t Dead Rising come out sooner I need zombies to kill ZOOMBBIIIIES TO KILLLLLL fuckfuckfuckityfuckfuck.

I had a dream last night…It was a grand theft auto game, but partway through zombies infested the land and I went on a killing spree. It was nice. I want to murder the undead.

Guess I should write something. Perhaps about (EDIT)Ellen. She’s definitely nice, but to be honest, I get this sinking feeling in my gut whenever I think about the whole mess. I mean, she’s great. She’s nice, interesting, and it’s enjoyable to just talk to her.

That’s the whole damn problem.

Let me explain. I’m an anti-social 14 year old who’s been known to dive deep into enraged angst, has a half-formed teen-stache, grew his hair out because he just didn’t want to go get it cut anymore, and I haven’t left my house in several days. In general, I’m just not the most interesting guy around. And yet, I apparently seem to have managed to be exactly what she likes.

To be honest, it makes me suspicious, that it’s all some trick to break whatever remains of my psyche. Realistically, it’s probably not, but you can see how it would make someone worry. I mean, on a one to ten scale, she’s easily a nine as far as I’m concerned. Me? I’d rate myself MAYBE a five or a six. There’s a huge difference there. There’s no logical reason for her to be interested me when there are people out there more attractive, funnier, closer, more social, everything I am but without the flaws.

I’d better stop before I start cutting myself and listening to Linkin Park.

EDIT: On a happier note, I have a cool new avatar! WEE!

EDIT2: Names edited to protect me from dmet’s wrath.

I find myself bored. Not a damn thing is happening within my life, and the angst is slowly creeping in.

Strangely, the pure insanity of aka-sha’s children and their friends helped quite a bit.

Then again, maybe it was just having something close to human contact for the first time in weeks.

So, I don’t post very much. And for that I am sorry.

You know what you could do to make me post more?

http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-d1-49-en-15-gp2x-70-uq6.html

buy me one of these.

I am becoming utterly ENRAGED. This place is a SHITHOLE. I need OUT. Someone help me escape..I’m begging you. JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE.