First post, damn… after so many first posts, its still the same thing, I dont know what to write. Its damn f*cking embarassing, doesnt help that Ive downed a few beers too… Oh wait, beer!.. That gives me something to talk about.

*Takes fave pipe, and sits down in old granpa chair*
Let me tell you, how beer saved my life.

Back when i was a teen, I went to Thailand with some mates to watch a rock concert. At the concert, I drank a tad too many beers, and my response time was that of a constipated snail in the snow. I was trying to remember where I was when a young thai gal came up to me and asked if i´d buy her a beer, in exchange for “grab, grab”. My drunken state offered no reply, after 15 minutes she gave up asking.

So one of my mates took the opportunity, walked in front of her with a beer, and after a while the guys were laughing at me and pointing at my mate haveing an intense making out session, then holding her hand and dragging her to the portable bathrooms.

A few minutes pass. My friend comes out of the bathroom, zipper open with something hanging out, vomits, then insists that we go home now. On the trip back home, he cried for a long time, and when he finally talked, his words were-

“Hers was bigger than mine!”

Thats how beer saved my life, thanks to beer Im not spending a lifetime traumatized over a make out session and a blowjob from a transexual.

Hoo boy, guess i scared everyone off with my first post.