Some shameless whoring for you all! Today’s subject is the upcoming horror/comedy cartoon by the awesome man named Frank Sudol… Dead Fury! If you don’t know, Frank did another zombie cartoon a couple years ago called City of Rott. It’s a hilariously awesome story of an old man on a quest for some new shoes.. in a city infested by zombies. Dead Fury is his next work. Here is the little blurb straight from Sudol’s MySpace.

“DEAD FURY” Animated Horror Feature (Release Date TBD) “Max, Pop, Jen and Jake decide to hunt on private property. Big mistake. Waiting deep within the forest is an evil family of dead, demon raging freaks, hellbent on bloody revenge and joined with the dark powers of an evil spell that possesses anyone in it’s path.

Inspired by several great horror classics, this animated, gore-drenched horror-parody brings the laughs with buckets of extreme gore like never before. For Mature Audiences Only. 84 minutes, Unrated Gore and Violence, some Language. On DVD in 2008. Here’s a trailer for it.

Look for Dead Fury next year, from Unearthed Films.

Unearthed Films
Blackarro Productions
Sudol’s MySpace

This is a movie that I am ridiculously psyched for. It’s called Philosophy of a Knife, and it’s written/directed by Andrey Iskanov. It’s based on the war crimes committed from the 1930’s through 1945 by the Japanese Imperial Army’s biological research Unit 731. There’s no official release date(that I know of) but it looks like Unearthed Films is thinking of a fall release. (Forgot the link where I read this, so take my word for it, bitches.)

Andrey’s MySpace
Philosophy of a Knife’s MySpace
And my MySpace because I love shameless self promotion.

Haven’t really done anything too interesting lately…Just been lounging around and texting a couple really nifty folks that I met over the internet.

Oh yeah, and before I forget, I must pimp my new crack. Vault!! -kisses his bottle- I like calling it Surge 2.0 though. If you remember Surge from back in the day, and you really liked it, then you just might like Vault. It’s about 95% the same recipe. Greatest fucking soda on the market right now. I also think The Coca-Cola Company has laced it with crack, just like Surge. I had my first bottle on Thursday, and since I’ve averaged about 3 20 oz bottles a day(mostly the diet version). That’s right folks! I’m working on killing a kidney! RAWR!

Click the above link to enter a nifty fansite of this wonderful drink. Vaultkicks.org. Join us!!!Now, I know what you’re all asking yourselves. “Has our little Aba sold out?” Well, the answer is simple. Fuck yes. I am a corporate whore and will do the bidding of the all mighty Vault. I’m working on creating an army. We’ve got 3 people so far, and we will kill for you Vault.

If anyone from the Coca-Cola Company wishes to see the SOP site turn green and be plastered with their logos, please contact me at Abalistar (at) siblingsofpain (dot) com. I’m sure we can work something out..Well, at least on my part of the page. The others think I’m addicted and insane. They refuse the power of the Vault….

’til next time, good folks!!

-Abalistar The Coke Whore!